jesuskirkandvinny:

West Side Story.

Man oh man, do we love this musical.  Every time we are in New York we just HAVE to see it.  I know what you’re thinking, who knew Jesus could dance?  We did!  Kirk pretends he’s not really into it (the man has no rhythm!) but once the music takes him, he’s a goner.  The problem is he always wants to sing all the Natalie Wood parts.  Fag!  And singing Kirk-style really ruins the romantic elements of almost any song.

I was really pleased how we danced tonight though.  I only stepped on Jesus’ foot a couple of times but I guess that really hurts when all you wear is sandals.  He might have worn a crown of thorns back in the day but step on his big toe now and the dude starts tearing up.  I suppose living in the City of Industry has made him soft.

We’ve applied to “So You Think You Can Dance?” like five times but they keep telling me I’ve been “red-flagged”.  Whatever assfaces!  You cut your ear off like more than a century ago and it still follows you!  I know Jesus was really broken up that we didn’t get in.  I keep telling him we should do “Dances with the Stars” but he doesn’t want to cash in on his celebrity status…yet.  The irony of it all is that Kirk has been asked three times to do “Stars”.  THREE!  But he knows better than to dance anywhere near a camera.  Kirk would make Tom DeLay look like Nureyev.